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Stalekracker Pastalaya Recipe

Stalekracker Pastalaya Recipe

Welcome, This Stalekracker Pastalaya is my creamy, spicy, one-pot twist on jambalaya — pasta soaking up smoky sausage, juicy chicken, and a cheesy Cajun sauce. It’s bold, cozy, and easy to make for family weeknights. I like it extra meaty, but you can skip the beef or swap in shrimp.
Prep Time 15 minutes
Cook Time 40 minutes
Total Time 55 minutes
Servings: 4 People
Course: Main Course
Cuisine: Cajun, Southern
Calories: 780

Ingredients
  

  • 1 lb smoked sausage Andouille or kielbasa sliced into bite-sized pieces
  • 1 lb chicken thighs or breasts Thighs stay juicier; cut into small chunks
  • ½ lb beef stew meat optional Cut into small pieces; optional for extra meatiness
  • 1 medium onion diced
  • 1 bell pepper diced green or red
  • 2 stalks celery chopped
  • 4 cloves garlic minced
  • 1 can 10–14 oz diced tomatoes or Rotel With chiles for extra zip
  • 1 cup heavy cream For richness
  • 1 cup chicken broth Add more as needed to adjust sauce
  • 8 oz Velveeta or processed cheese Cubed for smooth melting
  • 4 oz cream cheese Optional — for extra creaminess
  • 1 lb penne or rigatoni Short pasta holds sauce best
  • 2 –3 tbsp Cajun seasoning Start with 2 tbsp add to taste
  • to taste salt & black pepper
  • 1 –2 tbsp cooking oil For browning meats
  • ½ – 1 cup reserved pasta water Optional — to loosen sauce if needed

Equipment

  • 1 Large pot or Dutch oven Heavy-bottomed preferred so sauce won’t scorch.
  • 1 Wooden spoon For stirring gently and scraping browned bits.
  • 1 Knife & Cutting Board For chopping meats and vegetables.
  • 1 Measuring cups & spoons To measure cream, broth and seasonings.
  • 1 Colander To drain pasta if precooking.
  • 1 Tongs or slotted spoon For removing browned meat.

Method
 

Step 1: Prep
  1. I bring a large pot of salted water to a boil and cook the pasta 1–2 minutes less than package directions so it finishes in the sauce. I drain it, reserve a cup of the pasta water, and set the pasta aside. If you prefer to cook pasta right in the pot later, skip this precook and add dry pasta with extra broth.
Step 2: Brown the sausage
  1. I heat 1–2 tablespoons oil in my Dutch oven over medium-high heat and add the smoked sausage. I let it brown nicely, about 4–5 minutes, stirring occasionally so it caramelizes. I remove the sausage to a plate and set it aside.
Step 3: Brown the chicken (and beef if using)
  1. In the same pot I add the chicken pieces (seasoned lightly with a bit of Cajun seasoning) and brown them until golden and mostly cooked, about 6–8 minutes. I remove the chicken with the sausage. If using beef, I brown it next; if it seems tough I add a splash of broth and simmer covered 10–15 minutes until tender.
Step 4: Sauté the vegetables — the Holy Trinity
  1. I lower the heat to medium, add the diced onion, bell pepper, and celery to the pot, and cook about 6–8 minutes until they’re softened and sweet. I stir in the garlic for the last 30–60 seconds so it becomes fragrant but not burnt.
Step 5: Build the creamy sauce
  1. I pour in the diced tomatoes with their juice, then add the heavy cream and chicken broth. I bring everything to a gentle simmer. On low heat I add the cubed Velveeta and cream cheese and stir constantly until everything melts into a smooth, creamy sauce — patience here pays off.
Step 6: Recombine meats and pasta
  1. I add the browned sausage and chicken back to the pot and fold in the cooked pasta. I simmer for 3–5 minutes so the pasta soaks up flavor; if the sauce gets too thick I loosen it with a splash of reserved pasta water or more broth.
Step 7: Final seasoning & finish
  1. I taste and add more Cajun seasoning, salt, or pepper as needed. If I want extra heat I add hot sauce a little at a time. Once it’s seasoned how I like, I give it one last gentle stir and serve immediately while it’s hot and bubbly.

Notes

  • Use chicken thighs for juicier results; breasts can dry if overcooked.
  • If you skip Velveeta, use extra cream and 1 cup shredded cheddar for a different cheese profile.
  • Leftovers keep 3–4 days in the fridge; reheat with a splash of broth or milk to loosen the sauce.
  • To make it lighter, swap half-and-half for heavy cream and choose leaner sausage.
  • Make it seafood-style by adding shrimp near the end of cooking.